RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES. Will (James Franco) is working on a cure for Alzheimer’s, and thinks he has made a breakthrough. But the experiment goes horribly wrong when one of the lab subjects, a chimpanzee, goes berserk and has to be shot. The biomedical company refuses to pursue his research. But as it turns out, the chimp got violent because she was pregnant, so Will takes the newborn chimp home and raises him like a child (including sign language). And Will gives his dad (John Lithgow) the drug, proving it works. At some point, it becomes obvious that the little chimp named Caesar is brighter than one might think – did he inherit the drug’s benefits from his mother? When Caesar gets older, he is harder to handle and ends up in an animal “sanctuary” run by a sadist. Stuff happens, apes run amok in San Francisco and on the Golden Gate Bridge. For the most part, the plot makes movie sense (although one secondary character serves only to forward the plot) and the CGI effects seem better and better as the movie proceeds. I would make this my pick for brainless “summer movie” to see. PS – don’t leave immediately after the credits start, there is one more short scene to set up sequels.
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS. Dylan (Justin Timberlake) and Jamie (Mila Kunis) are high-powered professionals, but not so successful at maintaining relationships. They meet when she brings him from LA to New York to interview for a job (she’s a corporate headhunter), and they become friends. And, eventually, decide to become friends with benefits (duh). Now, there isn’t a second of this movie where you don’t know exactly where it is going. It does what romantic comedies are supposed to do, but is self-aware that it is doing exactly that (even including a parody of a romantic comedy movie within the movie). And even though the characters seem too perfect, they are given back stories (Patricia Clarkson is her mom, Richard Jenkins is his dad) that make this a cut above the usual romantic comedy. The leads are very attractive and impossibly quick-witted, but the movie has tons of giggles, so I would definitely recommend this romcom.
OUR IDIOT BROTHER. Ned (Paul Rudd) is living on an organic commune, and is as nice and innocent and honest as can be. Selling produce at a farmer’s market, he is so kind that when a cop (in uniform!) begs him for some pot to relieve his stress, Ned eventually gives in and sells it to him. After some months in jail, his girlfriend has found someone else, so Ned has to leave the farm and crash with family members. Shirley Knight is his mom, and his sisters are Emily Mortimer, a granola-type wife and mother married to Steve Coogan; Elizabeth Banks, a tightly wound journalist; and Zooey Deschanel, a foul-mouthed comedian still trying to find herself. One by one, Ned innocently does something that turns his sisters’ lives upside down. And they all get really mad at him. But, maybe (you think?), they will forgive him and it all will turn out OK in the end. Sweet movie.
CRAZY, STUPID, LOVE. Cal (Steve Carrell) is sucker-punched when his wife Emily (Julianne Moore) tells him she wants a divorce. He had no idea she was unhappy, and is completely lost. But he moves out of the house and tries to get on with his life. At a bar, he meets Jacob (Ryan Gosling), a player who takes Cal under his wing to show him how to make women fall for him. To me, it is an unbelievable premise that a young man would take a middle-aged man under his wing, but if you can ignore that, the movie is decent. So we follow Cal trying to make his way in the dating world, while Jacob pursues Hannah (Emma Stone,) who casts a cool eye on him their first meeting. Carrell does schlub well, I am a fan of Ryan Gosling, the movie is sometimes amusing, and various subplots are cleverly tied up, so this was a reasonably satisfying matinée choice.
TABLOID. Documentary. In 1977, beauty queen Joyce McKinney met the man of her dreams in Utah. She is crazy in love with him, but one day he disappears. She is convinced he wouldn’t leave her on his own, so she hires a private detective to find him. Turns out he is doing a Mormon mission in England. Convinced that the Mormons have brainwashed him, she goes to England and kidnaps him, so she can “de-program” him. He escapes and the story hits the news, where the London tabloids turn it into a sex slave story (missionary manacled to bed!), and go on to investigate her life and turn it upside down. This may be one of the earliest cases of the papers taking a non-celebrity story and making it big news. Errol Morris, the great documentarian, interviews Joyce, some of the peripheral characters, and some of the tabloid writers. The added bonus is that we don’t know really what happened (the Mormon won’t talk), so we pay attention and try to make up our minds. It’s fun and fascinating to watch.
COWBOYS & ALIENS. In 1873, Daniel Craig wakes up in the desert with no memory and a mysterious metal band around his wrist. He makes his way to a frontier town, where UFOs suddenly appear and start snatching up townsfolk. Daniel Craig as the reluctant hero, Harrison Ford as a grumpy rancher, Paul Dano as his slimy son, Sam Rockwell as a wimpy saloon owner…they all do a good job playing the archetypes. But I guess with a title like cowboys vs aliens I was expecting it to be more clever. Not a horrible movie, but a month after seeing it, I can barely remember the details of the plot, so I’d have to say it didn’t work for me.
THE GUARD. Brendan Gleeson is a tired, cynical cop in a small Irish town. He is slightly corrupt, and not happy to get a young partner. Even more upsetting, in to his routine comes an uptight FBI agent (Don Cheadle), who believes a ship is arriving in the harbor for a major drug deal. Their conflict is the bulk of the movie, and Brendan’s sly way keeps the viewer guessing – as Cheadle says – is he effing smart or an effing idiot? Well-reviewed, I admit that perhaps I didn’t find the movie that terrific because I missed 10-20% of the dialog because I found the strong accents often impenetrable.
ONE DAY. Emma (Anne Hathaway) and Dexter (Jim Sturgess) meet at their 1988 college graduation and sort of hook up. But he sleeps with every woman he can, and she suffers from low self-confidence, so they agree to just be friends. The movie follows them for about 20 years, every year on July 15. People mature (although some take longer than others), they go through ups and downs, etc. Sometimes Emma and Dex meet on that day, sometimes they are friends, sometimes not. Not a romantic comedy, as the ads might make you think, it’s just life, as the two characters evolve from their early 20’s to late 30’s. I wasn’t bored, although I did see a major plot point coming. Sort of a harmless movie. Not real special, though.
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